Because I Am Too Lazy to Write.....

As the year winds down and I find myself wide awake at 1:32am looking through pics, a jolt (mmmmm....maybe more like a slight twitch) of motivation to actually publish a post this month rather than talk myself out of it like usual, produced this list. A list. Yeah. Because lists and bullet- pointed blurbs are about as long as anyone is going to pay attention anyway. And even that is pushing the outer limits of the common attention span. (C'mon, admit it).

So, yeah, anyway, that list thing.

All of these bumper stickers (well, some are bumper stickers) prompted me to fumble with my phone while driving, focus in and take a picture, thus endangering the safety of myself and others. Well, it would have been a danger except I was in Denver and traffic does not move that fast. So, I did not put anyone in danger to create this blog post because my average speed while fumbling with my phone was >5.3mph:

Unnoticed photo bomb to the left...

My opinion of Denver currently....

My Mike's bottle one night...

Could we even wrap our heads around the notion of this?

Shotgun Rider.....

Yup...

Beards were cool before beards were cool....

I hope you realize this.....

Ha, and this.....

This is an actual store in Prineville, OR. Seriously.

Where it doesn't stop raining for weeks at a time.....

No caption necessary....

Aaaaaaand my all time favorite of 2014.........

Zoomed in for clarity:

Something worth giving more than a split second of attention in 2015....